Tag: humor

Rad Lemon Poetry (oh – and some babies too!)

On By robowindycityIn Humor, Video6 Comments

Lemons are sour and so are you.

The juice makes you cry and I’m going to cry with you.

– Random poem by Robo (looks like I’m being influenced by Apollo, God of Poetry who does really bad poetry in the Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan)

This video came from my friend’s blog but I’m adding a little twist to it with a funny title. His title for the post is Pucker Up! You should watch this because they have babies closing their eyes and sticking their tongues out after they eat a lemon. Who are these parents giving their babies lemons anyway?

photo credit: fikirbaz via photopin cc

New Series!

On By robowindycityIn Books, Humor3 Comments

I finished the Percy Jackson series and now I’m reading the Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan. Once again.

This series is based on Egypt but they travel all over the world. I bet if I looked at the chapters I can tell who the author is because all of his chapters are super funny. And, in The Red Pyramid Chapter 15 is called A Godly Birthday Party. In the Percy Jackson series it was also all about gods.

I’m going to do the same thing that I did for all of Rick Riordan’s books in other blog posts. I’m going to write the funny chapters. Okay, so here they are.

Book Title: The Red Pyramid

  • An Explosion for Christmas
  • Kidnapped by a Not-So-Stranger
  • I Drop a Little Man on His Head
  • We Run from Four Guys in Skirts

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  • We Meet the Human Flame Thrower
  • I Face the Killer Turkey
  • A French Guy Almost Kills Us
  • How Zia Lost Her Eyebrows
  • When Fruit Bats Go Bad

Book Title: The Throne of Fire (Book 2)

  • Fun with a Spontaneous Combustion
  • We Tame a Seven-Thousand-Pound Hummingbird
  • The Ice Cream Man Plots our Death
  • I Learned to Really Hate Dung Beetles
  • A Gift From the Dog-headed Boy
  • Carter Does Something Incredibly Stupid (and No One Is Surprised)
  • I Get a Demon Up My Nose

Book Title: The Serpent’s Shadow (Book 3)

  • We Crash and Burn a Party
  • We Win a Box Full of Nothing
  • I Consult the Pigeon of War
  • Amos Plays with Action Figures
  • Take Your Daughter to Work Day Goes Horribly Wrong
  • Don’t Worry, Be Hapi
  • Bulls with Freaking Laser Beams
  • A Friendly Game of Hide-and-Seek (with Bonus Points for Painful Death!)